Lets Get Dirty

My assistant loves me and often leaves me a little treat, but I was totally unprepared from the latest surprise I found Ė a bowl full of a mysterious brown goop. I wasnít sure what it was and, frankly, at first I was a little grossed out by it but despite its unattractive hue and odd aroma, my curiosity got the better of me and I decided to have a little gloppy fun with this unexpected arrival.
Down-to-earth and approachable, I like connecting with you one on one and really getting to know you. No matter what your fantasy, I am here to fulfill it. If youíre looking for a girlfriend experience or some down and dirty action, just ask! Iím something of an addiction to my fans. I love working hard so youíll come back for more and more! Click here for free tour!